Texting at 2am is now major part of any night out, and provides great entertainment for both the writer (who thinks he's being utterly hilarious) and the receiver (who finds it funny his mate is so battered).
This thread is dedicated to those messages written whilst 'under the influence'.
From my mate Charlie last night, at 23.07:
"Cock piss partridge. In the land of nod there was a sod, who obtained a pea from a pod. Wank wanky poo poo".
I'm sure it made perfect sense to him at the time!
Again at 02.21
"You will love this one! Took wrong train home, lost in sunbury. 1 hr drive back. began to walk on Motorway when a bus not in service comes. I flag it down and blag lift to fulwell + get last bus to twick. Find 2 young ladies in same predicament @ stop so walk through richmond park being trailed by some supspicious looking deer. Legendary night"
Sam
I remember you sending me a message once at about 11am asking "How many moldy melons in your bath? Mad dogs and Englishmen", or something along those lines...
Sam
I once recieved "I am the cow king a good friend of the lgendary dustbin hoping you stop your eating of cows" from you Sam...
No excuses that it wasn't you who sent it... we know it's nonsense.
--Matt
Drunken texts are fun, i don't often send them
From Matt Greenaroo at 2.10am Sunday morning after Po-Na-Na:
"mate so pissed i can't c. Played waterfall by stone roses what a tune pissed but not off the hook? Within reason"
Love the way he's changed his mind from being blind drunk to being 'within reason' in under a minute! A sure fire sign of drunkeness I think...
Sam
Jimmy
28-08-2003 08:46:26
Ho ho ho! I walked home with the Greenster. He was the only one out of you three who made it till the end! He was going on about how Donald's mate was his boss.
JoeyJoJo
28-08-2003 09:32:18
Did we lose him somewhere along the line as I don't recall him being at my house when we finally got there!
I've just also remembered that Bob was doing roly-polys down the hill! He he!
Jimmy
28-08-2003 09:37:05
matt left us at the top of kings hill. bob tried to roll down the hill but he kept moving to the left and it didnt work like in the films
JoeyJoJo
28-08-2003 09:39:06
Ah yes I remember now!! Doesn't he live near me?
Then he had to get up before that taxi ran him over!
Wow, I genuinely don't remember going home... I think I left at around 1ish, but that might be a lie.
--Matt
sam never did tell me how many moldy melons were in his bathtub
I think i might have rolled in a poo
JoeyJoJo
29-08-2003 07:45:37
You better not have! I hope there are no stains on my chairs!
Apparently I sent the following two text messages after last Thursday at Studio (which, by the way, was a large improvement on Mission in my eyes). They've just been forwarded to me...
"Schki! Crazy schki! 'Studio', what is that? Doesn't mean much to me, no tradition! They need to reinvent the feeling, baby!"
and then
"Firemen everywhere, smells like smoked cheese. Apparently something to do with weekly rubbish collection. A fine tale..."
I'd love to know what I was on about in the 2nd one - can anyone shed any light on this?
Sam
I thought it was quality there too...
Quality texts too... what the heck were they?
--Matt
Yeah, wasn't it you taht bought the captain morgan and I bought the gin?
The gin was quite mean.
The captain morgan was as vile as ever... probably moreso as I haven't had it for so long!
Who'd seriously buy that except jokers?
--Matt
Mr_Lenehan
23-04-2004 14:30:44
who did i buy a captain morgans for... but they were too much a a big flabby sissy girl to drink it?
