Jimmy
20-08-2003 11:05:06
A man walks into a bar with an orange as his head.He goes to the bar-man and the first thing he is asked is why he has an orange for his head.'Well',the man says,'I came across a genie and he granted me three wishes'.'What did you wish for', asked the bar-man.
'Well see that mansion down the road?Thats mine.See that Mc Laren f1 outside?Its mine.'
'yeah',says the bar-man,'but what about the orange?'
'I always wanted an orange for my head'
That had me in hysterics!
Jimmy
20-08-2003 11:07:19
Went bobsleighing the other day.....killed twenty bobs.
Jimmy
20-08-2003 11:11:19
what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
" Robin, get in the car"
In case you havent noticed, these are crap jokes that have no meaning or punchline. But make me laugh!
Alex B
22-08-2003 23:11:02
I like the bobsleighing one though.
JoeyJoJo
26-08-2003 12:25:15
What on earth was that one about the chicken and it's pritt stick that Jim was telling on Sat?!!?!?
Jimmy
26-08-2003 17:47:57
I can't really remember. But it was something like why did the chicken, nail, prittstick and donkey cross the road? Because they were all hammered together. It was funny at the time I'm 100% sure of it
Snow white, arnold schawarznegger and qusimodo........
Yeah - worst as in best! Name one person who was laughing at that joke on saturday who wanst laughing. See, you cant
I found it deliciously funny!
--Matt
JoeyJoJo
27-08-2003 07:44:38
Err....I'm surprised I can actually remember this as I was so drunk on Sat, but I'm sure it was something like the chicken was hammering a nail into a wall and it fell into his mouth and travelled down to his leg and then a magnet stuck to it and he had a pritt stick under his wing. Don't remember there being a donkey!? (Apart from Donald - he was in the Savoy!).
