Phones

If you have a phone with a colour screen and want to put pictures on it... for free, try http://mobile.drunkit.com

You can upload files from your computer there and then use wap (on your phone) to download them. It's very rough and Dave is writing a neater solution. But, for the time being, you can use this if you want to upload, say, a ringtone or a desktop wallpaper for your phone and don't have a datacable.

--Matt

Thought I'd have a look, but it comes up with invalid log-in.

The username/password is different from your drunkit one. You need to sign up for a new account on it, as it's a stand-alone system.

--Matt

Ah I see - shall give it a go then!

Wicked!

I wrote it last night... Shows how bored I am these days with no job and nothing to do!

--Matt

He he! It's very good.

Next job - pictures!

I thought this was going to be about mobile phone problems. I love helping people with their stupid problems...


Man walks into VODAFONE....


"?10 orange top-up please"

Me: "This is the Vodafone shop"

Man: "yes ?10 please"

Me: "On Vodafone?"

Man "No Orange (getting angry)"

Me: "We only do Vodafone here"

Man: "Bloody typical" (storms off swearing at me)




Now we move over to Vodafone Swindon....

PROPPER Pikey old Irish lady comes in....

Pikey: "Hello I bought this phone last week and its faulty."

Me: "OK whats the problem?"

Pikey: "It doesn't turn on"

Me: "OK can I take a look?"

Pikey: "Yes here it is (hands me an absolutely battered phone!)"

Me: Err this has suffered accidental damage so its not covered under the warranty.

Pikey: "But its faulty"

Me: "No its faulty because you have damaged it"

Pikey: "No I mean the string I had it on was faulty"

Me: "How can string be faulty?"

Pikey: "I don't know it just was"

Me: "Ok well theres nothing I can do unless you can prove the string was faulty"

Pikey: "NO I WANT A NEW PHONE ITS FUCKING BROKEN WAA WAA WAA I STINK OF SHIT IM GOING TO MAKE A SCENE AND SHOUT AND GO AHHH IM A FUCKING PIKEY AND I LIVE IN A FUCKING CARAVAN. MY KIDS ARE TRYING TO STEAL A PHONE BEHIND YOUR BACK" (words not 100% accurate)

Me: "Err OK... I'll send it away to see if they will repair it for you" (then I write on the repair sheet BED (beond economical damaged- so it cant be fixed) and she signs it anyway)

Ohh theres so many more yet so little time... Well actually Ive been sitting here for hours not being in mission. I might go to mission intead of writing this.

You should have done... it was mad!

So much to report on, so little time to do it.

Suffice to say Uni Jim caused a bit of controversy...

The night involved smuggling, peacebrokering, fence climbing Homosexuality, threats of ejection, and much more!

All fuelled by Super Snake Bite, which was actually quite nice.


Sam[/u]

The general public are retards.

Yeah, super snakebite wasn't actually that offensive... which is weird. Although my head/guts are bad now..

--Matt

What scares me is that Jim sounds like he knows what he is talking about!!!! Very unusal!!!!

I meant BER (beond economical repair). See I dont know what Im doing.

I want to hear more about this jim and homosexuality and controversy. It sounds mad.

Hey everyone I saw that daft pikey in po na na last night