Dear Jo

Thankyou for saving my life last night.

I died last night everyone.


Dont remember a thing. but I lost my phone.

I took a stroll up my road this afternoon.... and there it was in a hedge!

so did u go out last night, didnt think u went out on thursday nights anymore !!

Hello,

No worries Jimbo - it was quite entertaining!

Missionman wrote:so did u go out last night, didnt think u went out on thursday nights anymore !!

Now im a student i can go out whenever i want

Although I cant remember past buying 3 shots of vodka at about... err not sure what time it was. Woke up on the bathroom floor the next day though

Right I am on my lunch break now so can elaborate a little more on Thurs night.

My friend and I were leaving around 1.30 and you were stood near the front door looking absolutely hammered, so I went over to see if you were ok and then you decided you were coming with us.

You snuck your bottle of K2 Ice outside under your jumper and it was blatantly obvious you had a bottle under there but the doorman didn't say a thing.

You were then flat on your back by the kebab van and I took your bottle away from you as I didn't think it was a good idea to have more! You kept dropping your phone and then all your money went everywhere and I was helping you pick it up and you thought I was stealing it so started calling me Hitler!

Then Brad came out and we all decided to walk round to Pizza Box. Some poor bloke was walking through the alleyway and you kept running up to him waving your arms about pretending to be a ghost and making 'scary noises' like wooooo hah hah!

Then we got a taxi from outside pizza box and thought we'd best take you home in it. We dropped you off at the top of your little road, but then you were led flat on the floor so I had to get back out of the taxi and make you get up. You had your phone and wallet in your hand and I told you to put them in your pockets (you obviously didn't!). Then you started saying 'I've got to go back for ten minutes!', but wouldn't say where. I made you start walking down your road and then got back in the cab.

As we driving off I saw you come running out of your road and you ran over to by the town gardens and stopped and were waving your arms around! Then I have no idea what you did after that!

Ha ha ha I'm propper great I am. HITLER!

I think that was the most p!ssed I have ever seen you and that is saying something!!!!!

Twas the most pissed I had been since Martin's birthday party last year. Ersan had to carry me home.

Well at least you were still able to stand up this time.......just!!!!