Help...

Someone help me......I need some Pro Plus and some matchsticks. I only got 4 hours sleep last night and I can't keep my eyes open any longer. I have managed to keep myself going on a boost bar and some lucozade so far, but I don't know if I can stay awake to drive my car home and 5.15 when I finish work.

I can't even go home then - I have a wet muddy pony to go and sort out and then I bet I will end up going to Mission!

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The people at work are driving me insane aswell - bloke who smokes has had so many fags and come in stinking today, strange bloke keeps talking to himself and annoying lady keeps going on about how funny it is that there is a national armpit day!!!

Someone save me!!!!!

well i can do better than that.

Left home at 7.30am Wednesday Morning, worked an 11 hour day went out in evening for mates 21st birthday and ended up at d 'n' d. not sure what happened between kicking out time and getting back 2 mates house, but got back around 5.30am, mate ended up in farringdon and rang me at 6.15am so i ended up driving to farringdon to pick him up. Quick shower & shave and off 2 work, mission Thursday night and that totalled 45 hours without sleep so Jo, u were lucky 2 get 4 hours sleep.

'Nuff said!

Nuff said.

That reminds me of Match Magazine.

I take it that is a footie mag?

Or one about matchsticks

I can't imagine Jim buying a magazine about matchsticks. The again, it's Jim so who knows?!

Is there actually a mag about matchsticks!? I bet there isn't - I think I should start making one - Mike you can be the deputy editor!

Gee thats the nicest thing anyone has said in a long time But i want fifty percent mind 'Matchsticks for monkeys' will make the big time and i want a piece of that pie

Sorry would you rather I wrote abuse? I don't want to upset you from normality or anything!

How about 35%? Plus as many free matchsticks as you like.

Forty and a company car

car?? mike...you can't drive

37% and you can have a car. But it will be made of matchsticks and you will need to assemble it yourself.

Ok but if those are the terms then i must insist on having a monkey in the office for when things turn nasty

Then you have a deal

36%, a DIY match-stick car and a monkey in the office. You're on, but as long as the monkey is taught tricks to entertain incase anyone gets bored.