sat night in the po

top night im sure everyone will agree. (unless you werent there and your goldfish died or something)

Spazza dancing is my new favourite game.

Sir James,, for us who were not there, what is spazza dancing ?

It was a top night indeed! Thank god for jugs of vodka redbull!

Was a mental night. Even with the incident with that kid who keeps beating me up!

Donald the muppet slept on my floor. He is clinically insane Im sure of it. He woke up the next day telling me loads of stories of how drunk he was and how he regrets everything. Not sure what he was going on about really.


Spazza dancing is just dancing like a spazza really. Flapping my arms about and jumping up and down!

That stone Roses song they play is

Oh and you must dance everywhere when spazza dancing. Dance to the toilet, dance to the bar, dance to a new place on the dance floor. Just dance like a lemming.

Oh yeah - what was all that about!? At one point I remember declaring that I was going to smack him one if he came near you. (Note to self - vodka redbull makes you violent!!).

What do you mean your new favourite game?! You always dance like that!!!

What does Donald regret doing then? Perhaps he tried doing things to you when you were asleep!

oh hes just a cock. He started on me because I came up to him and went.


HELLO!

And he had just lost some money so he was upset and all that. Bla bla bla Brad came and told him to fuck off or he would kill him etc etc etc.

It's not your fault that he lost money though was it! He sounds like a right n0b, although admittely sometimes you do ask for it James!