Saturday Nights Out

Which do you rate the best and why?

po na na.

cuz all the others are shite

I agree, a new club or two should be opened in swindon. With all of our input it could be the best ever!

It would have a kebab shop inbuilt

A strict underage policy

Midgets for bouncers (coz they are funny)

Cheap drinks, but also a ticket system so your number gets called when its your turn, liek at tescos, so you can chat and dancing while waiting for your drink

Esculators to get up and down stairs

A jukebox room

And only my friends and fit birds allowed in

And a few fit blokes for me please!

Sorry, just ugly blokes - otherwise me, james and and the rest of out mates wouldnt get in!

Ok well how about just one really really fit bloke and when he pays to get in a laser thing scans him and brainwashes him into thinking that I am the fittest bird in the place and he has to chat me up.

That was he won't try hitting on any of the other birds!

Ok the "Automatic one fit bloke scanning machine for jo" can be added to the list.

Yay! Thankyou!