Bob
03-12-2003 13:19:01
Its my new collective term for all shit humour. People who make really crap jokes, which havnt got a funny undercurrent of funniness.
I mean like a joke like james told me the other day:
How did jesus feel when he was on the crucifix?
A bit cross.
Its good, because its really shit and you can imagine it being told in a funny way.
But Sue fucking Barker on question of sport is the most unfunny person around, and i dont like ally mccoist, or john parrott (i know its frankie dettori now, but i like him coz he's a bit mental). The jokes are always like - "heres one i think you'll like ally" - and theres a picture of a footballer lying on the floor. the audience laugh like twats, and ally goes "Ive been down there a few times" or "yeah i lasted for 10 minutes when i was playing football till i got knackered and had to have a lay down". It would be funny if he said "Well i was fucking shit at football" but he never does.
Also i hate it when she says "don't encourage them" and "these two are mad" and stuff like that becuase its just ridiculous. Next time your watching it, just laugh really loudly at one of the jokes and you will realsise what a crap sense of humour those people have. And anyone who find it funny is a bellend.
Sorry for this rant, but theres a girl in my lecture who makes such shit jokes and says such stupid, old person things, and everyone laughs at her when she is basically a fat version of sue barker.
I mean like a joke like james told me the other day:
How did jesus feel when he was on the crucifix?
A bit cross.
Its good, because its really shit and you can imagine it being told in a funny way.
But Sue fucking Barker on question of sport is the most unfunny person around, and i dont like ally mccoist, or john parrott (i know its frankie dettori now, but i like him coz he's a bit mental). The jokes are always like - "heres one i think you'll like ally" - and theres a picture of a footballer lying on the floor. the audience laugh like twats, and ally goes "Ive been down there a few times" or "yeah i lasted for 10 minutes when i was playing football till i got knackered and had to have a lay down". It would be funny if he said "Well i was fucking shit at football" but he never does.
Also i hate it when she says "don't encourage them" and "these two are mad" and stuff like that becuase its just ridiculous. Next time your watching it, just laugh really loudly at one of the jokes and you will realsise what a crap sense of humour those people have. And anyone who find it funny is a bellend.
Sorry for this rant, but theres a girl in my lecture who makes such shit jokes and says such stupid, old person things, and everyone laughs at her when she is basically a fat version of sue barker.