Joke

Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician.

Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out
with a man, rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and
then took Little Brucie aside to ask him,

"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but I was just too

embarrassed to say".