happy Crossmas you bunch of fuckers!

We wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry chrismtas and fuck off la la la la la la

Me and my old man have drunk 5 bottles of champagne today. My heads feeling all tumbly.

moon juice! im rather worse of ware

Five bottles?

That's insanity!

haha just re read that! i did mean 'worse for ware'

Ahaha. I forgot I was drunk on Christmas day. Remember when I went for a walk and forgot I was wearing my Christmas Cracker hat. A guy in a wheelchair looked at me funny.

Ha ha you cock!