What Is Your Battle Cry?

Rampaging across the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Mike! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm going to hump you until you smell like barbeque, then make toast!!!"



http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?

Eh?

link dont work Mr Mike

works fine for me....

Alex B=
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Alex B, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She screams apocalyptically:

"I'm going to f**k you until you are hot and bothered!"

Alex D=

Lo! Who is that, prowling amidst the desert! It is Alex D, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He roars mightily:

"I'm seriously going to brutalize you like a rabid gangsta bitch!!"

Zang! Who is that, stalking out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is AlexD, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you so hard, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!"


i like it!

Ok, I still don't understand, and I don't think I've ever used a baseball bat for anything other than baseball (or language like that, ever!)

Its just saying what you would use should the event ever occur. Lets hope in your case it wouldnt

Rampaging across the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Matt Day! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"I'm going to clobber you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!"

I like it!

--Matt

Striding over the tundra, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Matt! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!"

Stalking over the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Dave Lenehan! And he gives a booming roar:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I lay waste to the landscape faster than the super-flu!"