An update on my mother

I dont know if any of you remember (or even knew in the first place (or even cared)) but on December the 13th Mumsie fell down the stairs and fucked her ankle. It was dislocated and broken in about 4 places. Luckily for me I was drunk in Chippenham so the whole nasty incident passed me by.

Well its now March and Mother put her foot on the floor for the first time on Saturday. She cant put any weight on it but its coming a long nicely. Should be able to walk with a stick by May if she is lucky.

Sadly for me it means the Australia trip is cancelled. This is because she would need legs to be able to walk through rainforests and shit. I think we're going to California but Wallaby land is off. Hopefully I'll get to go there when I go travelling.

Erm, thats all.

glad to hear shes recovering

She should sue the builders who built the stairs, and use the money to send you to Australia with 3 people of your choice.

I'd choose:

- Izzy from Hollyoaks
- Izzy from Neighbours
- Miriam from Sky 1

Actually, change number 3 there...

Sam