Crap Jokes Thread

Sam

24-07-2003 12:27:37

There’s a bloke in a Chinese Restaurant. He orders a starter of chicken Soup. The
waiter brings his soup with his thumb stuck in the soup. The
guy looks at the waiter but lets him go.
Next he orders Steak and Chips and the waiter again brings his Steak
and his thumb is under the Steak.
The bloke now is getting angry. Next he orders Apple Pie and Custard
and the waiter comes out with his thumb in the custard.
The bloke now is livid. “Look here mate – I ordered soup and you had
your thumb in it. Then You bring me the Steak and your thumbs in it
again and now you ***** your thumbs in me Custard – what’s wrong with you pal?”
The waiter say’s “Look here you Pillock – I got Rheumatism in my thumb
and my doctor say’s I gotto keep it warm!”
“Well” – the bloke says – “why don’t you shove it up your arse then !”
The waiter says “I DO WHEN I’M IN THE KITCHEN!!”

Jez

25-07-2003 09:06:58

Students taking 3 year courses with an industrial placement year at Bristol University were offered the chance to go to Sweden in their industrial year, they were however confused as to why this happened in the third year. The answer given was "its an open sandwich course"

Mr_Lenehan

27-07-2003 16:43:47

[quote="Jez"]Students taking 3 year courses with an industrial placement year at Bristol University were offered the chance to go to Sweden in their industrial year, they were however confused as to why this happened in the third year. The answer given was "its an open sandwich course"[/quote]

feasible the worst thing i have read on here yet... even lower than james' comments in the politics bit